![]() 04/13/2016 at 11:11 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Just finished my application to Ford to be accepted to buy a Ford GT. One of the fields wanted me to discuss a highlight in my racing career. My response:
“One time I spun out before the finish line, maintained momentum and finished in reverse.”
*Awaits location for delivery acceptance.*
In all fairness I did state that I can’t afford a Ford GT. So I asked if I could just drive one for a day on the grounds that I return it with a full tank of fuel. That reasonable, right?
![]() 04/13/2016 at 11:13 |
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No, what you do is give the greatest racing moment you’ve ever experienced, and then follow it up by saying it was from Forza.
![]() 04/13/2016 at 11:14 |
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I’m more into Mario Kart for it’s banana peel physics.
![]() 04/13/2016 at 11:17 |
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You should’ve said “I once drove a Ferrari and it didn’t catch fire.” Then they’d you know are a driving god.
![]() 04/13/2016 at 11:19 |
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I was gonna suggest a forza joke to them as well. Say you’ve already completed the best circuits around the world in record setting times.. and post a link to your gamertag for them.
![]() 04/13/2016 at 11:22 |
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Mario Kart gave me a wholly unrealistic idea of what would happen if I tossed a banana peel behind me on the road.
![]() 04/13/2016 at 11:23 |
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What a great idea! Let me know if it works!
![]() 04/13/2016 at 11:27 |
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Oppo review on the Ford GT coming soon.
![]() 04/13/2016 at 11:30 |
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Everyone should just type in "$kaycog is my codriver" and see how many get accepted.
![]() 04/13/2016 at 11:36 |
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I’d like them discuss a highlight in this car’s career
![]() 04/13/2016 at 11:42 |
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Ah a reverse-role interview. Excellent strategy.
![]() 04/13/2016 at 11:44 |
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I can’t wait!
![]() 04/13/2016 at 12:10 |
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You would definitely gain the upper hand!